Dear Gloria,

This is your other half, the rational beauty blogger half.  Please stop applying eyeliner on your waterline.  You have known since day one that you not only have sensitive eyes, but you also have bad allergies that leads to watery eyes.  You also know that it's not safe or good for your eyeballs to have anything rubbing against it all day long.

So why is it that I, the rational beauty blogger half, had to suffer the entire day, because you chose to apply eye kohl on your waterline this morning?  Did I forget to mention that you're quite clumsy in the morning?  You poked your own eye half a dozen times, and where did it leave you?  With tears running down your face and extremely red and irritated eyes.  The eye kohl left that was rubbing your eyes continued to irritate your eyes the entire day.

You know better than that, so please, stop it.  I know it looks pretty and it makes your eyes super defined, but before you lift up your eyelid next time, stop, listen to me (the beauty blogger half), and put that eye kohl down.

Sincerely,

Gloria, JuicyWatermelon